timothym8:

Blink-182 - I Miss You

big-burrito:

world’s okayest friend

  • person:but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me:well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

pvriah:

sometimes you just need to relax;
to relax
torelax
orelax
orelsax
oralsex
oral sex
sometimes you just need oral sex

sassykardashian:

sailingonsuccess:

sassykardashian:

Science side of tumblr how do I become a jellyfish

Jellyfish have no brains. You’re already pretty close.

Okay WOW